Hello, I'm Dan M.

I know words. I have the best words. It’s about making placeholder text great again. That’s what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. Mark my words. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.